Bathrooms

Since I just went to the men's room I thought I would enlighten you of my thoughts and concerns when I use the water closet.

First when ever I use a public bathroom stall the first thing I think about is...having a permanant marker and writing...
"They paint these walls to hind my pen
but the shit house poet has struck...again!"

I read that one in a stall at a scouting camp outside of Cody, WY.

Second thing is when I wash my hands and use paper towels I wish there was something we could do with the towels after you throw them away.  The just wind up in the land fill.  I could give them to a homeless person to start their nightly fires with...something, anything better than going to the dump. Ha Ha dump, get it, bathroom paper towels going to the dump..